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Hay Fever
03:09
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please open your textbooks to page 17 and have a look at the diagram,
it's very informative, it has like a bunch of things on it
I think you'll be really excited about what you see there
There's like numbers there's a division sign
there's colors for people who are color blind
and there's a black in white picture of a moose
and it's very exciting and we're gunna have-
pay attention to the thing in the corner of you screen you're gunna wanna click that
300 men on horse back
looking for some water
farming alarms form cell flower
Mighty cat pillar falling lonesome cowboys
Master metered kumquat soap rope
Bing Bong! Bing Bong X 2
dododododdo PIzza X 8
Mosquito tit dope fiend
Technicolor wet dream
Drunk as a fuck
Kick flip district acid plant white girl
Breakfast off broadway for 2.95
Born in a Burrow I'm losing it all for a cinnamon swirl
My boys are girls
Kill myself fall in love with the world
My friend owns a gun (bing bong)
King james, Chosen 1
Hey Fever x 4
a lobster has 12 claws, it's very nice
he'll give you clap on the back if you ask him some questions
be careful, he's gonna attack you if you're not dangerous enough
because he doesn't like people,
he just a lobster, the clickyady clack of the claws
My butt gotta fart
But my butt too small and it smells like a haul
Been having the sneeze of the ass the cough of Sphincter
Wanna go to Egypt, gunna fart in the crypt of a sphinx
They like company they smell like asphalt
Been teaching people how to say hi
Using my butt cheeks
gunna shove meds down till it shuts the fuck up
But I know my butt’s got hey fever
Hey Fever, bing bong, pizza
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2. |
Come Off It!
02:57
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Let's go, ya, ok, What what what, Fuck
Come off it, You're banned. Wagner
Come Off it! You're shit. Mozart
Come Off it! You suck. Fuck Vivaldi
You're better then nothing Debussy
Come Off it! You're fucked. I hate Pink Floyd
Come Off it! you're pissed. fuck the queen, Come Off it! ya bint
Jonny Paycheck, I'm feeling fucking horny
Fuck,
I see you my friend
I'm worry about ya
I say you have to let the deer come to water,
if you don't let the deer get to water how the deer gonna to get you my friend
God's come to your life
and God's gonna get ya the light
and you have to see and you have to believe it
and if you don't' believe it my friend
Who's gonna save your s-
How many cigurates have you got lad?
Oi! fuck you! come back here
and get back here I'm not done with you yet you fucking cunt
get your fucking ass right here I'm gunna spank you so fucking hard you gonna be blue for next 5 months
I am fucking important
hey lads get over here
where the fuck you going?
no don't leave me here by my fucking self I need fucking help
hello kids, how are you doing
I just got some chips from the library
do you want any?
I got a job there now
I'm pretty well off now
just in case you guy need-
I'm kind of in with them now,
I know all the things that are going on in the library
they are like pay me to move books from one shelf to another shelf
so, like don't worry about your collage fund that I stole for drugs
I put ten pounds in there now,
it's gonna get bigger that's just the first little input that I got in there
I love you son
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3. |
She's Gone Forever
02:34
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gibberish
smiling at wife
but I don’t really like her at all
she got a kid I want beat em’ so bad
cause he always I’m wrong
I been over the mountains motels screaming mounties
I wanna hit em with my truck
I’m getting fucking stuck
cause he fucking sucks
She's going now boys,
she's going forever
she's going now boys,
she's going forever,
*lapsteel solo*
Driving on some coke
Seeing everything on fire
my kids a fuck
He burns his hands
I’m gonna leave him here
She's going now boys,
she's going forever
she's going now boys
she's going now
she's going down x 4
I'm sad
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4. |
Shake Hands with Myself
02:17
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Doo Waa x 4
it's late at night and I'm feeling not so good
with my right hand sitting on the desk
I'm home alone so I turn my speakers up now
my closest friend's closest friend's is telling me what to do now
it wants to dance, it wants to move
it wants to feel the walls of this room
one last romance,
lost in my hands x 2
I want to shake hands with myself, Super swiftly
*syllables*
it wants to dance, it wants to move
it wants to feel the walls of this room
one last romance,
lost in my hands x 2
*Dad rock*
it wants to dance, it wants to move
it wants to feel the walls of this room
one last romance,
lost in my hands x 2
*shaker shake shake*
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5. |
Country Side Baby
01:44
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CountrySide
Country side baby
Come on get it huh
get it on ya
country side baby
come let's get it on x 2
find out that you're not your best boyfriend
you hate yourself more then your mom
wind up a tolite and spong whole
I'm like a disk stick on too much cocaine
I'm a nervous wreak
*music nerd nonsense*
country side baby
chocolate piss, chocolate piss baby
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6. |
Cucking Jesus
01:09
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Jesus?" "Yes dear?" "I've heard about this thing called cucking and it sound really hot." "What's that?" "O, it's just when another man fuck me in front of you" "that sounds so nice, we should get em' boys from Happy Kid Toy Band" "oo, good idea"
Praise the mother fucking lord
I saw Jesus in vision
and told me to fuck his wife "thanks bro!"
but I can’t make a decision "it's hard"
cause I don’t want his daddy to end my life
I know Jesus loves always
but his wife is quite a fox
even though I go to church Sunday
I can’t wait stick my steeple inside her
Cucking Jesus tonight, inside her tonight
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